All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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