Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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