I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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