she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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