I'm going to jail i love you
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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