Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
