Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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