Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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