Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
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Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
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Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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