you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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