at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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