Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
