Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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