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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz

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  Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...

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• (716): View more from New York

  I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...

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• (347): View more from New York

  then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.

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  Fair enough

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