Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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