Its about making memories worth repressing
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
well, you know. whores of a feather.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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