i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
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you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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