he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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