Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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