tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
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no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
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Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize