Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I wish i was in the wii world.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
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"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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