i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
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I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
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Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Randomize