her vagine was all disorganized.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
This is my gift to your gina
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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