I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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