In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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