whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
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I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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