I woke up this morning wearing my tux shirt and jacket, but no pants.
______ was pissed. My breath tastes like tequila and doritos, and I couldn't get it up.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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