so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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