Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
It's just like the Real World with babies
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
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Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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