its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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