I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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