Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
FUCK WHALES
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