Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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