i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Randomize
