I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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