before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
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I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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