Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize
