The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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