Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I believe in your delicious
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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