Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
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i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
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He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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