Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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