If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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