white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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