oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
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My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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