i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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