The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
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I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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