Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Randomize
