Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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