Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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