I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
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I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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