i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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