I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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