problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Randomize
