it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
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You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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