did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
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Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
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I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
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