yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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