I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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